Bollywood can get really filmy to the extent of funny. Wanna get funnily filmy with Koimoi? Here’s us compiling 10 best unintentional filminess of Bollywood that will tickle your funny bone.
Here you go:
Meri Rajjo Rajjo… Meri Rajjo Rajjo!
A young baby lover boy who makes the beautiful Kangana Ranaut look like a pedophile sings “Meri Rajjo Rajjo….Meri Rajjo”. Intentions? It was supposed to be candyfloss romantic track. Unintentional: Too Funny!
Now well, singing for the one you love isn’t wrong especially in the Bollywood universe. However, to the entire film especially this bit, I ask, “Where’s The Khanjar Dude?”
Apna Mooh Bas Ek Hi Cheez Ke Liye Kholna Please! Whaaa?
Prakash Raj in a still from Zanjeer
Oh the iconic dialogues have marred me for life. When Prakash Raj said, ‘Chicken and Chicks are the two meows of my life.”
Intentions: Villainous.
Unintentional: ROFLMAO. Also sample Raj’s sleaze here, “Mona darling, apna mooh bas ek hi cheez ke liye kholna please.” And we thought it cannot get worse than Grand Masti.
Aaaaa….. Bachaaao!! Bobo Se Apni Choti Bachaaao!
Emraan Hashmi in a still from Ek Thi Daayan
Poor Baby Bobo was really traumatized by Diana’s i.e Dayan’s Lambi Choti (Jisme Complan Jitni Shakti Thi Apparently). But Baba Bobo, we mean Emraan Hashmi was so scared halfway through the film that he tried chopping off a waitress’ long plait.
Intention: The scene that was supposed to portray his trauma.
Unintentional: Oh LOL! We laughed our way through it. Someone even came up with the joke – Daayan ki shakti uski choti mein hoti hai. Aur kaamwali bai ki shakti uski chutti mein hoti hai.
Sa Sa Sa Sa Satya…
Well we echo your thoughts. The whole film… yes we got it.
Intentions: Crime Thriller.
Unintentional: A comic relief. As a tribute to RGV for putting through such ‘fabulous films’, here’s the lyrics of the song.
Maangne Se Kab Milta
Chheen-Ne Se Sab Milta
Maangne Se Kab Milta
Chheen-Ne Se Sab Milta
Maangne Se Kab Milta
Chheen-Ne Se Sab Milta
Maangne Se Kab Milta
Chheen-Ne Se Sab Milta
Maangne Se Kab Milta
Chheen-Ne Se Sab Milta
Maangne Se Kab Milta
Chheen-Ne Se Sab Milta
Maangne Se Kab Milta
Chheen-Ne Se Sab Milta
Maangne Se Kab Milta
Chheen-Ne Se Sab Milta
Jaisa Tum Chaahoge..
Jaisa Tum Chaahoge..
Jaisa Tum Chaahoge..
Jaisa Tum Chaahoge..
Jaisa Tum Chaahoge..
Jaisa Tum Chaahoge
Vaisa Hi Rabb Milta..
Jaisa Tum Chaahoge
Vaisa Hi Rabb Milta..
Jaisa Tum Chaahoge
Vaisa Hi Rabb Milta..
Jaisa Tum Chaahoge Vaisa
Sa Sa Sa Sa Satya..
Sa Sa Sa Sa Satya..
Sa Sa Sa Sa Satya..
Sa Sa Sa Sa Satya..
Feel the pain? Or are you crawling on floor after a grand laugh? Well, we are popping Saridons!
Teacher…. You Are Sooo Naughty!! *Wink Wink*
Poonam Pandey in a still from Nasha
Intentions: Well, the film was promoted as erotica.
Unintentional: Ended up teaching the year’s most Gandi Baat…Gandi Gandi Gandi Gandi Gandi Gandi Baat… Wondering what? Here’s the what Poonam Teacher taught us, “Pyaar toh summer vacation ki tarah hota hai. Har saal aata hai.”
Have you ever been in bed with Maai-Ka-Laal-Jai-Kisan?
3G was definitely not a horror film! Especially this scene!
Intention: The makers promoted this as seductive and hot and what not!
Unintentional: Ever seen a Michael Jackson moonwalk step in bed? Here it is for you!
OMG! Those Facebook Jokes!
Sonakshi Sinha in still from R… Rajkumar
The whole movie was some masala entertainer, like masala chips. But unfortunately it did not crackle. In the lip smacking song Gandi Baat, Sonakshi Sinha comes out of the water, donning a sexy, drenched look.
Intentions: Look Seductive and grab eye balls.
Unintentional: Well, we all know the Facebook joke!
Hey Bhagwaan! *Kill Me*
God Allah Aur Bhagwan Ne Banaya Ek Insaan.
Intentions: A Tribute Song for a Superhero.
Unintentional: Shaktiman’s Anthem was so much cooler!
Aashiqui 2 | Statutory Warning *Laauu Keels*
Intentions: Dramatic climax.
Unintentional: Hangover of cheesiness and hilarity. Arohi says, “Woh le jayega mujhe, uski duniya mein. Uski aadat meri hogi. Uska nasha mera hoga. Woh nahi chhod sakta par main unhe apna sakti hoon.Nashe mein girti parti rahungi uske saath.”
So if your boyfriend is a drunkard, one shot more for your love! Truly fallen in love, girte padtey right?
Aa ra ra ra, Janta Ro…cks!
Intentions: To mobilize the masses for a social cause.
Unintentional: Thank God, Janta was kind enough to not hurl rocks at the makers for this! Here’s the lyrics for you -
Hey !
Ho…
Hilegi kursi, dolega Shashan
dag dag dag dag
Janta Rocks
Ab baat karegi, Janta Rocks
Jaag uthi hai, Janta Rocks
Baat karegi, Jaag uthi
Ab raaj karegi Janta
Aa ra ra ra, Janta Rocks
Aa ra ra ra, Janta Rocks
Aa ra ra ra, Janta Rocks
Ab raaj karegi janta
Janta Ro…cks
Janta Ro…cks
Janta Rocks
Janta Rocks
Janta Rocks
Janta Ro…cks
Janta Ro…cks
Janta Rocks
Janta Rocks
Janta Rocks
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