Can I hide in your Cassock?

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course my child, What can I do for you?" "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that t...Read More

Pizza Delivery Anyone?

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he ...Read More

Hung to dry!

Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesnt come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and ...Read More

Brain Surgery

Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on ...Read More

Bus Stop Strip Show

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would be enou...Read More

Superman

A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. Hes slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldnt believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks "How...Read More

Which is the best?

There were four men, one from China, Greenland, America and one from Australia. One night they were bragging on how good their country are. The Chinese said, "my country is the best cause we ha...Read More

Butcher and Sauages

There once was an Asian woman who married a French man and they lived in Paris. Unfortunately the woman did not speak alot of french but was able to communicate with her husband regardless. Grocery shopping was her worst nightmare. One day the woman needed a pork roast...Read More

Women Are Evil By Nature

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard."Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face wi...Read More

The Asshole is usually in charge

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the bodys systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me youd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the ...Read More