Who whose

One morning a milkman called on one of his regular customers and was surprised to see a white bed sheet with a hole in the middle hanging up in her living room. The housewif...Read More

Sex during her pregnancy

A pregnant woman and her husband asked the doctor if it was okay to have sex during her pregnancy. He told them that during the first...Read More

Change of plan

There's a husband and wife at a nude beach and there lying in the sun nude.All of a sudden this bee flies up into the girls you know what... The guy covers up his wife and takes her directly to the doctor. The doctor inspects the girls vagina and says to the girl "The bee is pretty far up there, our only chance of getting him out is if your husband smears hon...Read More

The Priests Rooster

A priest had lost a rooster and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he querie...Read More

You fucking mosquito!

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my body... you sensed my indifference, so you started to ...Read More

A mute story

A deaf-mute strolls into a pharmacy to buy a pack of condoms. Unfortunately, he can't find the rubbers. Because he doesn't speak, he tries explaining to the pharmacist with his hands, but the pharmacist fails to unde...Read More

Sign language!

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to hi...Read More

Some Quickies!

1. All men are terrorists. They always attack women on their twin towers and destroy their pentagon. 2. Two sperms are swimming really hard and one asks, "Are we almost at uterus?." "Nah!" says the other, "we just passed the tonsil". 3. A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style...Read More

The Legless Parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud; "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy cow," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't you?" "Actually, I speak b...Read More

Something Different

One day a man walks into a whore house. He goes to the pimp and says, "I want something different." The pimp says "Well, we have one girl that loves to take it up the ass." "No, that's too common. I want something different." "Well, have you ever tried a Hurricane Gussy?" "I'll be damned, that is different. I'll try that." The man goes up to the room and takes off ...Read More